November 26, 2021

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Top Rated Albums - 5 Squirts of Platty's venom.

Band Author
BAL-SAGOTH: The Chthonic Chronicles Chit Ferbrauns
INCUBUS: S.C.I.E.N.C.E. Moe Lester
MEGADETH: Rust In Peace Benjamin Dover
METALLICA: ...And Justice For All Anna Phalaxis
THE KOVENANT: Nexus Polaris Anna Phalaxis
THYRFING: Vanagandr Dawn Keybawls

Top Rated Albums - 4 Squirts of Platty's venom.

Band Author
AMON AMARTH: Once Sent from the Golden Hall Dawn Keybawls
ARCH ENEMY: Burning Bridges Oopsai Scharted
ARCTURUS: Arcturian Mike Litorus
AT THE GATES: Slaughter of the Soul Dawn Keybawls
BAL-SAGOTH: Starfire Burning Upon the Ice-Veiled Throne of Ultima Thule Oopsai Scharted
BORKNAGAR: Quintessence Oopsai Scharted
CHILDREN OF BODOM: Hatebreeder Benjamin Dover
CRADLE OF FILTH: Existence is Futile Anna Phalaxis
DIMMU BORGIR: Spiritual Black Dimensions Ms. Ann Formation
ENSIFERUM: Iron Mike Litorus
FALCONER: From a Dying Ember Benjamin Dover
FEAR FACTORY: Demanufacture Oopsai Scharted
IN FLAMES: The Jester Race Moe Lester
INCH: Stresser Ms. Ann Formation
LE GRAND GUIGNOL: The Great Maddening Anna Phalaxis
MITHOTYN: King of the Distant Forest Ms. Ann Formation
OLD MAN'S CHILD: In Defiance of Existence Benjamin Dover
OPETH: Deliverance Benjamin Dover
TESTAMENT: Demonic Mike Litorus
TOOL: Ænima Dawn Keybawls
TWISTED SISTER: Stay Hungry Dawn Keybawls
VINTERSORG: Cosmic Genesis Chit Ferbrauns
WINDS: The Imaginary Direction of Time Dawn Keybawls

Top Rated Albums - 3 Squirts of Platty's venom.

Band Author
32 TENS: So Nah Moe Lester
DOWN: NOLA Dawn Keybawls
GRIP INC.: Power Of Inner Strength Chit Ferbrauns
IMMORTAL: Northern Chaos Gods Dawn Keybawls
IRON MAIDEN: Somewhere in Time Anna Phalaxis
KALMAH: Seventh Swamphony Chit Ferbrauns
MACHINE HEAD: The Burning Red Chit Ferbrauns
MOTLEY CRUE: Shout at the Devil Moe Lester
NINE INCH NAILS: Broken Chit Ferbrauns
OPETH: In Cauda Venenum Moe Lester
PANTERA: Far Beyond Driven Ms. Ann Formation
PRIMUS: Tales From The Punchbowl Oopsai Scharted
QUICKSAND: Manic Compression Mike Litorus
ROB ZOMBIE: Hellbilly Deluxe Chit Ferbrauns
SLAYER: World Painted Blood Oopsai Scharted
SLIPKNOT Oopsai Scharted
SOILWORK: Steel Bath Suicide Mike Litorus
SONATA ARCTICA: Winterheart’s Guild Benjamin Dover
STATIC-X: Wisconsin Death Trip Mike Litorus
SYSTEM OF A DOWN Anna Phalaxis
THE OFFSPRING: Ignition Oopsai Scharted
THERAPY?: Troublegum Moe Lester
WINTERSUN: Time I Ms. Ann Formation

Bottom Rated Albums - 2 Squirts of Platty's venom.

Band Author
ANTHRAX: Persistence of Time Benjamin Dover
GREEN CARNATION: The Quiet Offspring Mike Litorus
MINISTRY: With Sympathy Anna Phalaxis

Bottom Rated Albums - 1 Squirts of Platty's venom.

Band Author
COAL CHAMBER Ms. Ann Formation

Bottom Rated Albums - 0 Squirts of Platty's venom.

Band Author
METALLICA: Black Album Ms. Ann Formation


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