Just put it on my bill.
December 11, 2019
Marky Franklin’s wife is out of town.
She rarely goes out of town, but she will be gone for the next 5 days for business.
Marky has a sparkle in his eye.
In a few days, that sparkle will fizzle out and only shame, guilt and embarrassment will consume Marky.
Marky is no longer a teen, but he will try to crank them out like one.
His mind was running through thoughts of excitement that took over his body.
He thought, “Shall I try the vacuum cleaner?
Hmm, maybe i'll heat up a melon in the microwave...
Or maybe, I’ll just jack hammer away.”
Needless to say, he only enjoyed one night as he ended up injuring himself.
Marky was too embarrassed to mention his injury.
Platty's Editor Note: We had a test at medical school, on premature ejaculation. I came first.
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.