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November 09, 2019
It is that time of season again.
The time of year when the temps start to cool off and Mother Nature starts to weed out the sinners within the Bible Belt.
It is the season of rebuilding.
Each year, storms and hurricanes rip through the South and rip all to holy hell.
For the next 9 months to a year, these idiots will rebuild the same old shitty structures that will be ripped to shreds next season.
Any sane person would call it a day and move somewhere that doesn’t suck.
These people do not share the same intellect as we do and continue to stay and rebuild each year.
This is the definition of insanity. Expecting a different outcome while not changing the process.
Come on people! Move or build something that will last.
Platty's Editor Note: What did the Hurricane Harvey say to Texas? A: I have my eye on you.
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