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Man Hopes Everyone Sees His Bladder Control Underwear!

Dawn Keybawls
April 01, 2020

Henrick Cassidy is proud of his incontinence.

He wants you to know and see it now that he uses the new and improved Piss and Shart Protection Underwear!

His pisses his bed at least 3 to 4 times a night.

He was not proud of the pissing. He was a nasty piss monster.

Now he can sleep comfortably with his new bladder control underwear.

He can stay in bed and piss himself a few times before he needs to be changed.

He sleeps even better knowing he also has Shart Guard Protection.

He even lets a shit out every once and a while. That is not recommended.

He can maximize the product now that his balls have finally disappeared since the vasectomy 14 years ago.

Platty's Editor Note: Sleep well my friend and piss away.

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