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December 11, 2019

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It’s November 3rd! Take Down Your Halloween Shit!
Publish Date: November 03, 2019
Author: Benjamin Dover

Jesus Christ!

It’s November 3rd.

Take down your Halloween shit already!

No one wants to look at this anymore.

It’s time for Christmas.

The magical time of the year when grown men can be extremely excited with the festivities that Christmas has to offer.

Here comes Santa Clause…..all over the place!

I’m not talking the baby Jesus Christmas. I’m talking about the corporate fat ass Santa sell out Christmas Vacation watching over eating Christmas.

Don’t bring religion into my Christmas.

It’s time for you to take down your Halloween shit because my Christmas shit is going up!

Platty's Editor Note: My daughter wants to be really scary this Halloween so instead of a costume, she is going to carry a school fundraising packet to every door.


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