Just put it on my bill.
December 11, 2019
There it is.
Nothing else is required.
I’m going to do the same to your mother later tonight!
Platty’s Editor Note: Moe nailed it! He is going through a really hard time. He's been drinking.
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He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.