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December 11, 2019

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Cheese Explodes All Over Microwave Cover’s Tits!
Publish Date: October 29, 2019
Author: Moe Lester

Yeah!

There it is.

Nothing else is required.

I’m going to do the same to your mother later tonight!

Platty’s Editor Note: Moe nailed it! He is going through a really hard time. He's been drinking.


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