July 04, 2020
Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!
Cheese Explodes All Over Microwave Cover’s Tits!
April 17, 2020
There it is.
Nothing else is required.
I’m going to do the same to your mother later tonight!
Platty’s Editor Note: Moe nailed it! He is going through a really hard time. He's been drinking.
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.