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Woman Excitingly Eating Frozen Chocolate Banana!

Mike Litorus 
August 22, 2020 

Darnell Jones wanted to go to the fair and have some fun but what he wasn’t expecting was a show of spectacular delight.

Marie Smith wanted to attend the local fair and have some fun with friends. She had been craving a chocolate banana for many months.

Darnell’s gaze met Marie just as she was going down on the special chocolate banana.

Marie’s friend caught the photo in action.

Darnell is starting to have a really good time at the fair.

Darnell also doesn't realize that he was caught on camera. However, I don't think he really cares cause he has a thing for white girls.

Platty's Editor Note: What do you call receiving oral while eating a steak? Fellatio Mignon.

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