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Maker of KIND Create New HATE Bars!

Benjamin Dover 
July 24, 2020 

KIND are snacks that are gluten free, low in sodium and made from healthy grains that are certified NON-GMO.

They have a range of calories from 180-210 and have healthy fats and good proteins.

The new HATE bar has none of that shit. There is a ton of fucking gluten, high in sodium and made from grains that a goddamn goat wouldn’t eat.

The HATE bar won’t just fuck you up but will fuck up your entire family. Even your pets.

This bar is full of fuck you that the FDA is trying to get the product off the market.

The new wrapper language stated on the product is “Unhealthy but tasty, convenient and unwholesome, economically unsustainable and socially unimpactful.”

You can find their ads for new HATE bars in "White Power Magazine" and "What The Fuck Are You Looking At?" podcast on hosted by Bill Simmons.

Platty's Editor Note: They are good and bring out my hate. I bought a few dozen boxes.

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