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President Claims Only Finger Tip Went into Ukraine’s Presidents Ass!

Dawn Keybawls
September 29, 2019

The image depicts Trump’s fingering of Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky.

Trump made that image and used his sharpie to round out the back of Zelensky to prove to everyone that only the finger tip went in.

Volodymyr is packing some serious meat!

Damn, he is an actor, comedian, television writer and producer, screenwriter, film director and the 6^th President of Ukraine.

Our President is getting ready to load his right finger tip but holds out because he is an ass tease.

He wants an investigation into the Hunter and Joe Biden investigation when they were in the Ukraine.

However, there was never an investigation of them on Ukrainian record.

Well maybe there was an investigation but no wrong doing was found to be the case.

Our President likes to stick his finger into shit where he thinks it is there or not.

Hopefully our President will develop pink eye.

Platty's Editor Note: You know you’re ugly when you go to the proctologist and he sticks his finger in your mouth.

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