February 28, 2021
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Kids Drive Uncredited Bus Driver to Drink!
February 05, 2021
Uncredited bus driver has had enough.
He would always joke about the difference between a bus and a cucumber.
A bus has the fucking pricks on the inside.
He is not joking tonight. He’s getting drunk as hell due to these damn kids.
He might turn this bus around and go see his friend to score some coke and maybe some morphine.
“NO YELLING ON THE BUS” He screams!
The frustration along with stealing and eating 30 bagged lunches earlier was clearly aggravating his Atherosclerosis.
One last night of alcohol teamed with a speedball is all he had left.
Platty's Editor Note: That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of ass, I know from experience dude. If you know what I mean.
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.