April 01, 2020
Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!
Man, Excited to Show Off His Mom Jeans!
Publish Date: March 25, 2020
Author: Mike Litorus
Willard Mitt Romney is an American politician and businessman serving as the junior United States senator from Utah since January 2019.
He has been gladly wearing mom jeans in public since 2003.
He previously served as the 70th Governor of Massachusetts from 2003 to 2007 and was the Republican Party's nominee for President of the United States in the 2012 election.
He has been proudly showing off his man pouch in public since 2003 when he became the 70th Governor.
Raised in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, by his parents, George and Lenore Romney, he spent two-and-a-half years under Lenore's watch learning to master the mom jeans look in 1968.
It wasn't until years later that he proudly embraced his love for mom jeans.
Always be proud of your mom jeans Mitt!
Platty's Editor Note: They're like the denim version of granny panties.
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.