April 01, 2020
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White Man with Tan Accused of Brownface!
Publish Date: February 21, 2020
Author: Dawn Keybawls
This guy is usually a douche-bag to begin with but he is now accused of Brownface?
This guy does reek of New Jersey greased up scum bag, but does he know what Brownface is?
This man is too fucking stupid to understand that his fake ass tan was meant to be Brownface or Blackface!
Yes, he is a racist but not the smart kind.
Maybe he is an asshole bodybuilder and went way too far with the spray.
He could also be living his dream as a bronze statue. That would be Bronzeface not Brownface.
I honestly think he wants to become beef jerky. It would make sense since this guy is from Jersey.
Platty's Editor Note: New Jersey Scum Bag Beef Jerky!
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.