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Bill Belichick Cannot Contain Excitement After Latest Win!

Benjamin Dover 
September 13, 2020 

We all know that Bill Belichick is the coach of the New England Patriots. We also know that he is a man of many words and emotions. I had the opportunity to sit with Bill to talk about the season. I know it will be difficult for me to get any words in.

BD: Hello Bill, you look very happy today.

BB: Yes, I am.

BD: Tell me, your team has outplayed and outcoached the Steelers and Dolphins. How do you feel coming into this week with the Jets?

BB: Good.

BD: Tell me about your history with the Jets. Just recently there was a trade involving them. The first ever for you. Why now?

BB: Why Not?

BD: Why Not? You have never traded with the Jets. What made you change your mind?

BB: It was time.

BD: Okay Bill, one last question. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

BB: Six.

There is the final score. Pats by 6. Maybe 60?

That was one of the best interviews I have conducted. He is a man of many words and emotions. It was fun to see him put his guard down for me.

Platty's Editor Note: If the Patriots offense is not dominant, does that make them unpatriotic?

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