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Idiot Tomato Processing Owner Stuck on Idea From 40 Years Ago!

Benjamin Dover
February 03, 2020

Khris Ruffer is a hard man to communicate with. Good luck trying to reach him via phone or email. Why? His only form of communication is by fax!

Yes! Fax is his only avenue of communication. My first fax from Mr Ruffer reads about God and a Hill.

Khris Ruffer's fax continues to mention that "God is in His Holy Temple!" and "Have you seen the hill?" "The hill is the best invention ever!"

Over and over and over again. The same old mention of the hill.... Geez, the hill, we get it and you are way over it.

The hill is just that, a hill. The tomatoes are dumped at the top and gravity (with water) brings the tomatoes to certain parts of the plant for processing. No pumps required which saves electricity and maintenance costs.

Many tomato colleagues today are craving Information Technology to deliver the best fruits and information in the business.

"HELL NO!" Yells Mr Ruffer's fax. "We just need the damn hill. That will fix everything."

"Do you have a car? Well you must put gas in it to make it work!" Mr Ruffer Quipped. "That's the hill..."

"God is in His Holy Temple!" Mr Ruffer's fax mentioned again.

"Have you been in a plane? Well you must put gas in to make it work! Mr Ruffer explained once again. "That's the hill..."

That is the most I can decipher from his fax. A good majority of the fax is hard to read due to it being hand written.

Enjoy this picture of Tomato Man!

Platty's Editor Note: If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a jam? It's time to fire up the fax machine for a good fax loop or better yet a black fax!

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