April 01, 2020
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Meatloaf Would Do Anything for A Klondike Bar, But He Won’t Do That!
Publish Date: March 08, 2020
Author: Anna Phalaxis
And I would do anything for a Klondike bar.
I'd run right into hell and back.
I would do anything for a Klondike bar.
I'd never lie to you and that's a fact.
But I'll never forget the way you feel right now.
Oh no, no way.
Oh I would do anything for a Klondike bar.
I would do anything for a Klondike bar, but I won't do that.
No, I won't do that.
I know the territory, I've been around.
It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down.
Sooner or later you'll be screwing around.
I won't do that.
Anything for a Klondike bar.
But I won't do that.
Platty's Editor Note: This stuff writes itself!
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.