April 01, 2020
Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!
Woman Hoping the Next iPhone Is A Pleasure Model!
Publish Date: March 04, 2020
Author: Dawn Keybawls
Yeah, that woman is me!
I am the one who wants my damn phone to have pleasure enhancements.
Can the makers of the iPhone have some originality and creativity and all of the other ‘ity’ words make my pussy cum?
The vibrate mode is very lacking.
It should be called hum mode because it is no vibrator.
This vag needs more power!
Can we get some attachments? I’ll pay for them.
Come on Apple get your shit together!
Jesus Christ already!
Platty's Editor Note: I think I am going to like Dawn. Everyone welcome Dawn Keybawls.
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.