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Victor Totally Destroys Cheryl's She Shed!

Mike Litorus
February 04, 2020

Cheryl’s she shed was burned down. It might have been by lightening but we all know it was Victor.

Victor burned down her she shed then he totally destroyed her she shed in the bedroom later that evening.

He totally destroyed her shed 7 times over the course of 3 hours.

Her shed was not chichi but a pulsating shed of she she she-cum-ing.

Whatever that means!

Holy Shit! Please don't tell me they are the next 'I can't believe it is not butter' couple?

No God Fuck! Please No!

Victor Murder's his Wife's She Shed! Geez, that doesn't work as there is nothing wrong with murdering ass!

Please, someone save her shed from Victor's wrath!

Platty's Editor Note: Someone must have been rubbing Mike the wrong way tonight!

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