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Man’s Cheesy Meatballs Explode All Over Your Mom’s Grill!


Moe Lester 
July 27, 2021 

Frank Crosby didn’t have time to cook his cheesy meatballs before the block party in his neighborhood.

Thankfully Mary Johnson had an available grill where he can bring his famous cheesy balls to fruition.

Mary’s son Fred jokingly said, “Nice Balls Frank!”

Frank said really quick, “Thanks, I’m about to bust them all over your Mom’s Grill!”

Fred didn’t like that too much and got in Frank’s face.

The two had to be separated for the rest of the afternoon.

Their relationship is complicated.

Frank did end up having his meatballs explode all over his mom’s grill.

Twice.

Platty's Editor Note: What's the other word for meatball? Protein sphere!

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