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Burqa Totally Brings Out Woman’s Eyes!
January 28, 2020
“Derka Derka Mohammad Jihad!”
The iconic words from the great film Team America from the creators of South Park.
This is no Derka Derka but a Burqa Burqa that brings out this woman’s eyes.
“Derka Derka Mohammad Jihad!” is what a suicide bomber says when a mission is about to go down.
“Burqa Burqa Mohammad Jihad!” is what is said by the eyes of the woman who is about to bomb your soul with their beauty.
Her eyes were a smoky brown which the black burqa helped bring out the sexiness of her soul.
These eyes would bring any man to their knees.
Her lovely husband could not take the beauty, so he upgraded her burqa and added eye mesh.
Someday her eyes will be free again.
Platty's Editor Note: I spent an hour talking to what I thought was a woman wearing a burka but turned out it was just a patio umbrella.
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