April 01, 2020
Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!
Platty Wants to Bust His Venom Inside of You!
Publish Date: March 24, 2020
That’s right bitches! I am one of a few mammals that can product venom.
I’m also ready to bust some in your ass!
I’m horny as shit and ready to party!
My venom only works really well is when it is time to get my groove on.
I’ll use it to fuck up any other Platypus but will also bust it in your ass too human.
This pain will be unbearable as no pain reliever will work for you.
You’ll swell and it will spread. My pain can last for months.
Morphine won’t even help your ass!
I won’t kill you but that’s the whole fun of it. I want to come back for more.
Platty’s Editor Note: You people think I am strange but I like to party!
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.