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Platty Wants to Bust His Venom Inside of You!

Platty 
February 11, 2021 

That’s right bitches! I am one of a few mammals that can product venom.

I’m also ready to bust some in your ass!

I’m horny as shit and ready to party!

My venom only works really well is when it is time to get my groove on.

I’ll use it to fuck up any other Platypus but will also bust it in your ass too human.

This pain will be unbearable as no pain reliever will work for you.

You’ll swell and it will spread. My pain can last for months.

Morphine won’t even help your ass!

I won’t kill you but that’s the whole fun of it. I want to come back for more.

Platty’s Editor Note: You people think I am strange but I like to party!

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