April 01, 2020
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Parents Name Children After Natural Disasters!
Publish Date: March 17, 2020
Author: Anna Phalaxis
Pamela Weppler’s life was pretty much a disaster. The same is true for Chris Weppler.
Until they met each other. They fell in love and got married and wanted to continue their disaster of existence together.
They wanted to name their kids something natural and earth bound.
Winter, Summer, Sky, Forest were all too tame for them.
They came to the decision to name them after natural disasters.
Earthquake is 11 and he is a big boy. You know when he is around. He is a clumsy ball of destruction.
Tornado is now 8 and she is fast and always rips their house apart.
Wildfire just turned 6 and loves her stuffed animal named Lightning.
Drought is 4 and moves very slow and has overwhelming anxiety for such a young kid.
Pamela is 6 months pregnant and they are leaning toward naming their child Hurricane.
I believe they have their natural disasters covered and should stop having kids.
Platty's Editor Note: What happened to normal names like Giovanni & Giuseppe?
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