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Man Addicted to The Hokey Pokey Finally Turns His Life Around!

Benjamin Dover 
August 24, 2019 

Johnny Smith use to put his right foot in.

His right foot out. Right foot in.

Then he would shake it all about.

And then he did the hokey pokey and he turned himself around.

That's what it's all about he would always say.

That is until he hit rock bottom. He couldn’t stop himself from chasing the high of the hokey.

His family, his friends, everything was gone.

After some help, the only part of the pokey he does are with his wife.

Now put your tongue in.

And your tongue out.

Tongue in and blblblblbl till she cums!

You do the hokey pokey.

Turn yourself around.

That's what it's all about.

Platty's Editor Note: I only do The Hokey Pokey when horizontal.

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