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Man Stops Believing. Gets Angry Phone Call from Journey!
August 17, 2019
Jeff Schmitt stopped believing. Neal Schon was not happy and decided to give Jeff a call.
Neal: Just a small-town girl. Living in a lonely world.
Neal: She took the midnight train going anywhere.
Jeff: Awesome for her.
Neal: Just a city boy. Born and raised in South Detroit.
Jeff: South Detroit doesn’t exist.
Neal: He took the midnight train. Going anywhere.
Jeff: Not from South Detroit!
Neal: Stranger waiting. Up and down the boulevard.
Jeff: Those are prostitutes.
Neal: Their shadows searching in the night.
Jeff: That’s a prostitute giving head.
Neal: Street lights, people.
Neal: Don’t stop believing. Hold onto that feeling.
Jeff: The feeling? Of watching prostitutes working?
Neal: Streetlights, people! Ohohohhhhhhhhh
Jeff: Yeah, that’s what happens when they get it on.
Platty's Editor Note: He didn't sound that angry. Maybe he was trying to motivate him to be a sex worker but he didn't come off as angry.
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