April 01, 2020
Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!
Photos Show Aquaman Participating in a Threesome!
Publish Date: March 01, 2020
Author: Mike Litorus
Aquaman has been caught in the act again!
He has saved us in the past from some underwater war that no one cares about but now he has been photographed in a threesome with squid men.
“Squid men? Really? Squid men?” said Princess Mera. "What do they have that I don't?
“Penis maybe?” Nuidus added.
“You know what? That totally sounds like him.” King Orm said laughingly.
Dr Shin added, “With these powers and responsibilities, sometimes the need for kink is warranted. Even if it is with Squid men.”
Platty's Editor Note: Okay! Okay! This ends now. We all know Aquaman is the weakest character in any universe. He does look like he is having a good time.
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He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.