Just put it on my bill.
December 11, 2019
If you live in Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana or Texas you have been warned.
You will be pounded hard overnight for about 2-4 hours brought on by the storm named Richard.
Richard will begin to tickle the sensitive back door of Mobile Bay Alabama upon arrival at 2AM.
Richard will then begin the massage the taint of Mississippi at 2:30AM before entering the giant wet box of New Orleans Louisiana at 3AM.
Once Richard tears Louisiana apart it will leave its final dirty mess in Texas before moving on after you have fallen asleep.
Enjoy cleaning up the mess in the morning.
Stay Tuned: The storm will be back in a few days.
Platty’s Editor Note: I hate Texas and they got what they deserved. Louisiana is a pro at getting pounded.
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