April 01, 2020
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Woman Has to Shit Every Time She Gets Mad!
Publish Date: March 20, 2020
Author: Anna Phalaxis
Monique Smith has an interesting problem.
Every time she gets mad she needs to shit. "She is like a ticking bomb that blows up. It's explosive." Her husband mentioned.
"I am usually level headed but my kids like to push my buttons and it times I get mad and then I have to go." Monique said.
"My kids get me mad and then they run to the bathroom before I can. I actually shat myself a few times. They think it is funny. I hope it is hereditary so they get it." She contined.
She did say that it’s great for when she is constipated. She limits her activities due to the unknown of when anger will rise.
“Adult diapers do not work, not for this. Not for this.” She bemoaned.
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