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Moe Lester 
October 11, 2021 

I first heard of Incubus when I saw them in Portland Maine at the Cumberland County Civic Center on November 8th, 1998 with Korn and Orgy.

They played seven songs from this album and I was hooked. I originally went to the show to see Korn but left an Incubus fan. I went out and picked up this album immediately.

This was my last concert in Maine before I made the journey to California. I played this album to a new woman that I just started seeing and it became our album. We have been married for 21 years this November.

Sailing Catamarans Is Every Nautical Captain's Ecstasy is an extremely fun ride with some excellent experiences and if you are lucky, you too can have cold things in your butt!

Here is the track listing...

1. Redefine
2. Vitamin
3. New Skin
4. Idiot Box
5. Glass
6. Magic Medicine
7. A Certain Shade Of Green
8. Favorite Things
9. Summer Romance (Anti-Gravity Love Song)
10. Nebula
11. Deep Inside
12. Calgone

Platty's Editor Note: I have no issues busting out 5 out of 5 squirts of my venom for this masterpiece!


Other Works by the Author!

OPETH: In Cauda Venenum 11/22/21
DEATH ANGEL: Act III 11/15/21
32 TENS: So Nah 10/31/21
MOTLEY CRUE: Shout at the Devil 10/21/21
INCUBUS: S.C.I.E.N.C.E. 10/11/21
IN FLAMES: The Jester Race 10/02/21
THERAPY?: Troublegum 09/23/21
WINTERSUN 09/17/21


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