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Each Time a Shooting Occurs, The Gun Industry Wins!

Platty
November 15, 2019

Each time a shooting occurs, the gun industry wins.

Each time a shooting occurs, people buy guns for their protection.

Each time a shooting occurs, that recently bought gun is used in a suicide or accident.

Each time a shooting occurs, police order more inventory.

Each time a shooting occurs, someone becomes motivated.

Each time a shooting occurs, that motivated someone goes on their own shooting spree.

Each time a shooting occurs, someone loved is lost forever.

Each time a shooting occurs, the gun industry wins every time!

Platty's Editor Note: What does it take for the gun industry to lose?

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