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THERAPY?: Troublegum

Moe Lester 
September 23, 2021 

 Smells like teenage angst.

With a face like this I won't break any hearts and thinking like that I won't make any friends.”

The year was 1994 and with the surge of grunge music found the gents from Ireland releasing their fourth album Troublegum.

This album was the shit when I was 19-20 years old and had hair. I was in tune with the angst that Therapy? was throwing at me and was a big fan.

Now that I am older, balder and fatter, the lyrical content doesn’t quite stick to me like it once did.

My response is “I know I won’t break any hearts because I don’t give a shit and realty don’t care about making any friends.” I know my awesome personality will always shine through.

Musically, this is a good album with many short tunes and lots of fun riffs.

Their next album Infernal Love steps away from this album and is more serious and adult like.

Here is the track listing...

1. Knives
2. Screamager
3. Hellbelly
4. Stop It You're Killing Me
5. Nowhere
6. Die Laughing
7. Unbeliever
8. Trigger Inside
9. Lunacy Booth
10. Isolation
11. Turn
12. Femtex
13. Unrequited
14. Brainsaw

Platty's Editor Note: My angst can only muster 3 out of 5 squirts of my venom!


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