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METALLICA: Black Album

Ms. Ann Formation 
September 14, 2021 

I hope to piss off some of the newer Metallica fans with my blunt and honest review.

My favorite album is And Justice For All and when the Black Album came out, I thought it was decent.

The more I listened to it, the more I began to hate it. Now, 30 years later. It’s a steaming pile of shit!

I wanted to drive my car into oncoming traffic when I heard Miley Cyrus signing “Nothing Else Matters” on the Blacklist.  You are damn right, that’s why I wanted to end my life, but I didn’t want others to suffer.

The only fun with this album is reading the song titles back to front.

The Struggle Within My Friend Of Misery is the God That Failed Of Wolf And Man.

Nothing Else Matters Through the Never so Don’t Tread on Me!

Wherever I may roam I am The Unforgiven and Holier Than Thou. That’s Sad But True.

So, go to sleep you little bitch and Enter Sandman!

Here is the track listing...

1. Enter Sandman
2. Sad But True
3. Holier Than Thou
4. The Unforgiven
5. Wherever I May Roam
6. Don't Tread On Me
7. Through The Never
8. Nothing Else Matters
9. Of Wolf And Man
10. The God That Failed
11. My Friend Of Misery
12. The Struggle Within

Platty's Editor Note: This albums get no venom squirts from me. It's not worth my effort!


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