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LE GRAND GUIGNOL: The Great Maddening

Anna Phalaxis 
September 12, 2021 

LE GRAND GUIGNOL originates from Luxembourg and began under the name of VINDSVAL.

The changed their name to resemble the Le Théâtre du Grand-Guignol in Paris. The theatre specialized in natural horror shows. The audience endured many short plays that were inspired by terror. Some of the audience would become aroused while others would faint or vomit due to the naturalistic special effects.

The Great Maddening is all of that wrapped up in a Riesling Meat Pie.

What has become truly maddening is that LE GRAND GUIGNOL hasn’t release anything since this album dropped in 2007.

Nonetheless, this album is a masterpiece. I will always cherish this album and you will always find it in my playlist.

Here is the track listing...

1. Cirqvs L.
2. Degenesis (Amor & Seuche)
3. Dimension: Canvas
4. Mens Insana In Corpore Insano
5. Madness And Her Thousand Young
6. The Healing Process
7. Finis Coronat Opus
8. I, Who Brought Forth Myself
9. Alsuntia
10. Lucilinburhuc
11. In, Beyond Or Through

Platty's Editor Note: 4 out of 5 squirts of my venom!


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LE GRAND GUIGNOL: The Great Maddening 09/12/21
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