October 18, 2021

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Man’s Penis Declared A Weapon of Mass Destruction!

Ms. Ann Formation 
July 09, 2021 

Han Dang Dong Long was arrested today.

He was charged with packing and holding a weapon of mass destruction.

This automatically labels him as a terrorist and thus was arrested.

Han’s weapon of mass destruction was found in his pants.

His accusation is the annihilation of mass vagina.

67 women have come forward with proof that he destroyed their endometrium.

Han doesn’t seem to be too upset that these women have come forward.

He claims they came forward many times and didn’t seem upset during their encounters.

Han also claims he has his partners sign a pre-weapon of mass destruction waiver form.

Platty’s Editor Note:  You gotta watch out for those waiver forms. They are killers.


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