November 26, 2021

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Ghost Dick Haunts Huntington Beach Marriott!

Dawn Keybawls 
August 22, 2021 

If you are ever in Huntington Beach and want to experience the ultimate ghost and other pleasurable things that a ghost can do, then The Ghost Dick experience is for you.

The Huntington Beach SpringHill Suite has a few rooms haunted by a ghost dick.

You and your friends can have a fun filled ghost dick evening that will leave you satisfied until your next adventure.

All you need to do is to mention The Ghost Dick when booking your room and they will hook you up.

Their rooms are booking up quick so act now.

I have the next week booked as I am ready to open up to new experiences.                                       

Platty's Editor Note: Enjoy your stay and do they have a haunted vagina experience? eh, they are all haunted anyways.                             


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