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Earth Has Violent Diarrhea!


Anna Phalaxis 
August 29, 2021 

Your anus and testicles (if you’ve got em) have taste receptors.

This is probably the best sentence in this article, but you don’t have to worry as these receptors won’t be the dominate taste receptors. Yet!

There are taste receptors found in other organs in the body including the stomach, lungs, and brain.

They love to come alive when you have one of those sweaty emotional hot movements where you need a hose of cold water sprayed all over your endzone to cool off the burn.

The earth has those moments too.

Spicy hot diarrhea that’s just as hot coming out as it was going in.

Humans are not eating healthy and when they die and are buried, the earth consumes the leftovers and the result is nasty violent diarrhea.

The earth is suffering too.

Platty’s Editor Note: Taste receptors in the brain? Is this why Cocaine smells and tastes so good?

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