April 01, 2020
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White Peacock Tired of Being Called a Goddamn Albino!
Publish Date: March 10, 2020
Author: Benjamin Dover
White peacocks are not albinos as they have a genetic mutation that is known as Leucism.
This peacock wants you to know that it is not a goddamn albino.
Do the bird’s eyes look pink or red to you?
It doesn’t have the devil’s eyes or soul.
They might not fly but they can jump and use their wings to elevate. The also are very good at gliding after sleeping up high in a tree.
If he hears you call him albino he will jump and kick the living shit out of you.
Call him albino one more time?
I dare you!
This peacock is not a goddamn albino.
Platty's Editors Note: We love albinos here at PlattyPress. Ben's article is a pale imitation. He is also pigmentally challenged.
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.