October 18, 2021
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Man’s Johnson Grows After Johnson & Johnson Vaccine!
July 12, 2021
Johnson & Johnson’s new vaccine has a huge side effect for some men’s Johnson.
Their Johnson’s grew to astronomical sizes.
Sergei could never be happier with the results as he is now vaccinated accompanied with a huge Johnson.
His wife has expressed extreme displeasure as she walked away yelling “Oh hell no!”
Their divorce is pending.
Sergei can be booked for weddings, funerals, and children birthday parties.
He’ll entertain you and your closest family and friends with his wonderful dick tricks.
Here’s to Sergei’s new opportunities.
Platty’s Editor Note: Seriously, where are his pants? Is that a new rule? Giant dick? You don’t have to wear pants now? This seems familiar…..
He doesn't care about the satire news bullshit anymore and wants to only bring music reviews to the people.
He isn't the founder anymore of a old consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the music reviews that you don't want at any cost.