February 25, 2021
Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!
All These Damn Streaming Services and Nothing Is On!
February 21, 2021
Streaming services have gotten out of hand.
Netflix, Hulu, Disney+, HBO MAX, Apple TV+, Prime Video, YouTube TV and you’re getting the extra cock with Peacock.
Sling, Vidgo, Philo, Fubo, BET+, Redbox and AT&T TV and there is still nothing worth watching.
I’m Netflix and chilled Out. Hulu and humped out. I cannot ride the extra cock from Peacock anymore.
Please don’t remind me that I also have cable.
Oh shit, you can’t forget about Amazon Fire TV, Google Chromecast, Apple 4K TV, Roku and Tivo!
The only thing that I know I have is no money in my pocket and nothing to watch.
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