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All These Damn Streaming Services and Nothing Is On!

Benjamin Dover 
February 21, 2021 

Streaming services have gotten out of hand.

Netflix, Hulu, Disney+, HBO MAX, Apple TV+, Prime Video, YouTube TV and you’re getting the extra cock with Peacock.

Sling, Vidgo, Philo, Fubo, BET+, Redbox and AT&T TV and there is still nothing worth watching.

I’m Netflix and chilled Out. Hulu and humped out. I cannot ride the extra cock from Peacock anymore.

Please don’t remind me that I also have cable.

Oh shit, you can’t forget about Amazon Fire TV, Google Chromecast, Apple 4K TV, Roku and Tivo!

The only thing that I know I have is no money in my pocket and nothing to watch.

Platty’s Editor Note: I guess the only thing left is to screw.

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