February 25, 2021
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Man’s Just a Fatty, Jizzy, Meat Bag of Emotions!
February 20, 2021
Chad is nothing but a fatty, jizzy, scum bag, asshole, stanky ass bag of human shit meat controlled by his stunted emotions.
He is a narcissistic tubular corn dog meat sausage and all he can do it shrug his shoulders and put his hands up like he doesn’t give a shit.
Chad is the guy who is the first to be killed in a horror movie because his actions are that of a tiny petty little bitch.
Look at him! Seriously, look at him!
He is a useless piece of meat pie that the earth will someday acquire.
Chad is biding him time until he is buried or cremated or planted as a fucking tree.
Until then, his emotions will continue to be the lone driver of this useless jizzy meat puppet.
Platty's Editor Note: Hey Moe? Have you been taking your medications?
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.