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The Curse of Oak Island Is Watching the Fucking Show!

Ms. Ann Formation 
February 19, 2021 

I have witnessed the commercials about this show but have never witnessed an episode.

I was met with enthusiasm and curiosity with hope that they would find a shit ton of treasure.

Could it be? I don’t fucking know.

My best guess would be a big fat NO!

I bet I could find some trinkets in my back yard if I bulldozed the shit out of it.

I want to vomit every time I see a commercial seven years later.

Stop leading me on!

The History channel should know that this show is “Flogging a dead horse” based on its history.

This stupid ass show is the true curse!

Platty's Editor Note: Come on Ms. Ann, we all know you watch this shit! It’s okay to be disappointed like I am with this article.

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