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Woman Allows Man to Come Inside!

Anna Phalaxis 
February 17, 2021 

Peter Johnson was happy that his neighbor Courtney Jenkins let him come inside today.

She was excited that she was available and always enjoys when he does come inside.

He doesn’t come inside often but when he does, he has a great time with Courtney.

Peter always feels relaxed and comfortable after coming inside and has a hard time leaving.

Eventually he backs out and heads home to deal with life’s issues.

Courtney always lets Peter know that he is always allowed to come inside whenever he wants.

Platty's Editor Note: I always love neighbors who allow me to come inside.

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