October 18, 2021
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Old Man Praying for Death Given Vaccine!
August 05, 2021
Another really, really, old person named Greg who is praying for death has been given the Covid-19 vaccine.
He has been praying daily to die since he was 105 years old.
That was 8 years ago.
His friends and family as he can barely remember them are all dead.
He won the race.
He beat everyone else by staying alive and now he is wondering why he is still here.
He asks his care providers in his assisted living home and they do not have the answer to his question.
They know Greg wants to die but just administered his first dose of the Covid-19 vaccine.
An unnamed employee at the living assisted home mentioned Greg was loaded with tons of cash and will do whatever necessary to keep this old dude alive.
Family members are waiting for him to pass without pain while the assisted living does what they can to drain their cash by keeping them alive.
The new American dream!
Platty's Editor Note: Why did the old man fall in a well? Well, he couldn't see that well!
He doesn't care about the satire news bullshit anymore and wants to only bring music reviews to the people.
He isn't the founder anymore of a old consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the music reviews that you don't want at any cost.