February 25, 2021
Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!
Man Drops Another Toilet Bowl Masterpiece!
February 14, 2021
Michael Palmer is an unconventional artist.
Most people will say his art is shit.
They are 100% correct.
Michael is a toilet bowl artist and leaves his art at every public bowl he visits.
His inspiration is the food that he consumes. His corn art displays were impressive.
He left a breath-taking piece of art at Taco Bell which was his emotional inspiration that day.
His favorite piece was left after a meal at Chitpole which was a pivotable point with them renaming their business to Shitpole.
Another favorite was when he left a deconstructed Philly Cheesesteak after eating a Philly Cheesesteak in Philadelphia.
Eateries around the country and world are booking Michael to drop his art into their bowls.
Platty's Editor Note: This article is a bunch of shit!
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.