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Man Drops Another Toilet Bowl Masterpiece!

Mike Litorus 
February 14, 2021 

Michael Palmer is an unconventional artist.

Most people will say his art is shit.

They are 100% correct.

Michael is a toilet bowl artist and leaves his art at every public bowl he visits.

His inspiration is the food that he consumes. His corn art displays were impressive.

He left a breath-taking piece of art at Taco Bell which was his emotional inspiration that day.

His favorite piece was left after a meal at Chitpole which was a pivotable point with them renaming their business to Shitpole.

Another favorite was when he left a deconstructed Philly Cheesesteak after eating a Philly Cheesesteak in Philadelphia.

Eateries around the country and world are booking Michael to drop his art into their bowls.

Platty's Editor Note: This article is a bunch of shit!

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