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Scott Employee Beheaded for Putting TP on Backward!
February 12, 2021
Edgar “Baba” Ghanoush’s body was found without his head over the weekend.
He was a model employee at the toilet paper company Scott.
He worked in the marketing department as a TP apprentice.
He oversaw the practice of placing the TP on the roll for the photo shoots.
Edgar grew up in a strict environment and one rule stuck out more than the rest.
Do not put the TP on backward! TP better roll forward or your ass is in trouble.
Edgar’s father Bob would whoop his ass when he found the TP going the wrong way.
Seeing his son’s work in the latest Scott ad set him ablaze.
Bob has been placed under arrest for the murder of his son.
His only comment was that no son of his places the TP on backward.
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