February 25, 2021
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New Strain Found in Drunken State!
February 09, 2021
There has been a new strain identified today where the Coronavirus has been found in a drunken state.
It was found chugging several Corona beers and was stumbling around and was displaying drunkenness accompanied with slurred speech.
The new strain also has a habit of urinating on the spot and prefers a neighbor’s wooden fence over a toilet.
This strain loves country music and having sex with their sister and cousin.
The side effects of this strain will give you a hankering for Funyuns and Spam.
The best part is that you will be legally drunk which makes this strain the best one yet.
Look for this strain at your next super spreader event.
Platty’s Editor Note: I’ll have what she is having, the Corona-Corona strain!
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