Mary Allen Terrance Smith is now officially divorced and doesn’t really want to start dating yet.
She has never used any toys by herself or with her ex-husband.
She read an article about how the engineers at Tootsie Pop have a machine that licks the Tootsie Pop until it reaches the center.
Mary wants her Tootsie Pop licked until her creamy center is reached.
She reached out to the makers of Tootsie Pop to inquire about purchasing a licking machine.
They initially told Mary their machines are not for personal use but after many inquiries from many women, Tootsie Pop will soon release a personal licking machine where it will count how many licks it takes to get to the center of your Tootsie Pop.
Platty's Editor Note: This can be used for a guy too right?