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Skeletons Found in Sand Traps at Waste Management Open Golf Tournament!


Ms. Ann Formation 
February 06, 2021 

Jeff “The Digger” Smith is an employee in Waste Management’s Human division.

He is one of a few employees that take care of the human waste side of the business.

Digger has been on the top of his game for the past 15 years but this past weekend he got the specs wrong and buried human waste too close to the surface.

The specs for a good hole for human waste is 3 feet wide by 8 feet long and 6 feet deep.

Digger must have been off his game as he dug his holes 6 feet long by 8 feet wide and 3 feet deep.

The skeletons were discovered when a player chipped out a skull on a 16th hole sand trap.

Waste Management put Digger on administrative leave until this issue blows over.

The tournament has been postponed until further notice.

Platty’s Editor Note: My ex-girlfriend likes Garbage. She’s a stupid girl.

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