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LinkedIn Begins Positivity Campaign!

Oopsai Scharted
February 04, 2021

LinkedIn has begun a campaign to make their dedicated users feel better about themselves while they continue to find a job.

They want you to feel positive even though your profile and accomplishments are mostly shit like your resume.

Studies show that being positive has an increase on users signing up for the premium service.

The free month will turn into another normal monthly payment to a service that you don’t use like your gym membership.

You already have Netflix, Hulu, Disney +, HBO Max, Amazon Prime and now LinkedIn Premium.

I honestly think all have better value for the price except for LinkedIn Premium.

There is more disappointment of wasted time with LinkedIn than the few hours wasted on a bad movie or show.

Just think of the extra streaming services you could obtain with the price you are spending with LinkedIn Premium?

Platty’s Editor Note: $1400 stimulus checks will be out soon. You'll will soon stream like a king for at least a month!

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