February 25, 2021
Entertaining You On The Shitter Since 2019!
Ballshaft & Ball Attorneys at Law!
February 03, 2021
Henry ‘Fatty’ Ballshaft and Johnson ‘Big’ Ball have been friends since the 6th grade.
They continue to use their childhood nicknames to this day even in their professional life.
Fatty and Big have been going balls deep into the vagina of law since 2007.
Their names are childish, and they talk like gutter rats, but they are dead serious when it comes to your legal issues.
Big and Fatty have been tag-teaming since they were younger and will continue to tag-team your case until everyone is fully satisfied.
Give Fatty and Big a call today. You will be glad you did.
Platty’s Editor Note: Mike Litorus continues to bounce the big articles off the chin with ease!
He is tired of your fake news bullshit and wants to bring the real news to the people.
He is the founder of a new consortium called the NeoDemoRepublicLiberTeaConserveAsshole Party.
He brings the news that you don't want at any cost.