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UK vs South Africa Friendly Cricket Matches Touring USA!

Chit Ferbrauns 
February 01, 2021 

Americans don’t care too much about Cricket, but a slew of friendly cricket matches is set to be played in the United States of America.

America has Baseball, Football, Basketball, and a non-ball sport named Hockey that dominates the airwaves.

There are plenty of other smaller sports that Americans enjoy too however Cricket it not one of them.

Americans do not want to see these scheduled matches but there is nothing they can do as they have free tickets.

The UK squad is prepared and ready to steam roll the South African team as the sports analysis have picked the UK to dominate.

The SA team isn’t going to roll over but will give the UK the fight of their lives.

Masks are not required, and social distancing rules will be slack.

These matches will be a fun family event and you’ll leave either as a UK or SA fan for life.

Platty's Editor Note: Cricket is another C word that I don't want to say too often.

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