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Woman Loves to Smoke Sausage!

Benjamin Dover 
January 31, 2021 

Vanessa Grant loves to spend time smoking many different types of meats and sausages.

She can be found in her backyard smoking Kielbasa, Andouille, Brats, Italian and Chorizo sausages.

Her skills in smoked sausages doesn’t stop there.

Vanessa is also a sausage eating champion and can swallow and finish 38 sausages in 10 minutes.

She loves the sausage!

I believe my ex-girlfriend could compete as she could take in about the same amount of sausages.

I found this out myself when I got home a few hours early from work one day.

I've never seen so many sausages go into her. It was impressive but our relationship was over.

Plattys Editor Note: We love a woman who loves her sausage. Sorry Ben I didn't know she was your girlfriend!

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